So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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