You're completely useless in the revolution.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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