If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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