so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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