Hey man sorry I got all grabby
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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