So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
FUCK WHALES
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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