I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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