why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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