I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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