yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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