Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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