Dual....:-)
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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