"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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