I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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