summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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