So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he fucked my hip out of place.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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