His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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