I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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