A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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