Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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