everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.