can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.