A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.