so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.