apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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