mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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