I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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