I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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