I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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