apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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