We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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