I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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