when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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