Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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