He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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