if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize