Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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