I wanna bring you to show and tell
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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