vagina is talking i cant
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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