awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
