I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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