Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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