dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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