This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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