been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
