New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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