Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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