He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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