i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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