I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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