Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
her facebook's as public as her vagina
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
