Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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