If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's blow job season.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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