dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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