I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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