I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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