Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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