i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
COCAINE IS GR8
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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