I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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